Have you ever walked by a computer that has been left unlocked and unattended? Do you want to teach the person who left it unlocked a valuable lesson, while also maybe making them question their sanity? If so, you've come to the right place!
This is a simple web page that, with the click of a button, will start whispering sweet (and slightly unhinged) nothings into the ear of an unsuspecting user at random intervals. It's a prank, a joke, and a public service announcement all rolled into one.
- Find an unlocked, unattended computer.
- Open this page in a new tab.
- Click the 🙈 button in the top right.
- Hide the tab and walk away cooly.
- Listen for the "Psst! Hey!" from a safe distance and enjoy the ensuing confusion.
Always lock your computer when you walk away from it. You never know what might be lurking in the shadows, waiting to speak to you.