Should this have worked, or at least produced a more interesting message?
> SHOW SAGE TO BARTENDER
“What do you make of this?” we ask, showing off the sage.
“I don’t think that would turn into anything,” says the bartender. She taps it with the paddle to demonstrate. “See? No change.”
After all, it's implied that it could have turned Mark into a mark, and then back again, though it would have meant paperwork and possible loss of license for the bartender. So maybe that excuse should be used here as well?