post: add Swineapple post

Author: XerxesDGreat

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+---
+title: Swineapple
+date: 2018-09-02
+# categories are Family, Photography, Places, Projects, Reviews, Software, Thoughts
+category: Projects
+tags:
+- cooking
+- food
+media_subpath: /assets/img/posts/swineapple/
+image:
+    path: preview.jpg
+    lqip: preview.lqip.jpg
+---
+
+I was tooling around online and I read about a thing called a "Swineapple", which is pork tenderloin
+(or other cuts) put into a skinned and cored pineapple which is wrapped in bacon, then the whole
+thing grilled; I just had to give it a shot, so I roped Cora into helping me
+
+![Ingredients](ingredients.jpg){: lqip='ingredients.lqip.jpg' }
+
+First, we need a whole pineapple, some pork, and a pack of bacon.
+
+![Coring](coring-pineapple.jpg){: lqip='coring-pineapple.lqip.jpg' }
+
+Cut the top off the pineapple, peel the skin off, and then core the inside to leave a cavity for
+the pork.
+
+![Pork laid out](pork-laid-out.jpg){: lqip='pork-laid-out.lqip.jpg' }
+
+Slice the pork into long strips, then stuff them into the pineapple.
+
+![Bacon weave](bacon-weave.jpg){: lqip='bacon-weave.lqip.jpg' }
+
+Now create the bacon weave by ... uh ... weaving the bacon together into a mat.
+
+![Prepped](prepped.jpg){: lqip='prepped.lqip.jpg' }
+
+Wrap the pineapple in the bacon weave, pinning it in place with some toothpicks
+
+![On display](on-display.jpg){: lqip='on-display.lqip.jpg' }
+
+While this part isn't _necessary_, it certainly helps the display. Tack the pineapple top
+back onto the rest using toothpicks. Now grill over medium heat for 45 min-an hour until
+the pork is done (you can use a meat thermometer, but make sure you get it into the pork, not
+just the pineapple).
+
+![Grilling](grilling.jpg){: lqip='grilling.lqip.jpg' }
+
+When it's finished cooking, it's gonna look nice and brown; slice it into disks like the post preview
+photo and you're done!
+
+Hope you enjoy your own, if you make one. Thanks for reading!